Hick:  

Whaddya got for the video contest?  I hope a rave.

Just watched a piece about the David on Sister Wendy’s

show.  Didn’t her dad start the hamburger chain, ‘Wendy’s’?

Or was that another Dave?

Willie:  

I got sucker-punched by ‘The Hungary Games’—

‘extreme rendition,’ thirty types, from Hungary.  Cute.

Torture, 24/7, directed by some clown named ‘Jack Boot.’

Whatever happened to Ruby Keeler in Dames?

Hick:

You got me—sadly.  Well, let’s turn on the idiot box—

they sent us a ton of DVDs to lend our expertise to.

Here’s one on celebrity hair: Demi’s Do.

Or here’s a guy who eats road kill.  Oh cripes, is that a fox?!

Willie:

I think I may be sick.  Shoot, there must be some things!

Here’s one: I Never Metanarrative I Didn’t Like.  Ew.  Ever notice

how clever tenure makes you?  Like a lotus

to the head.  I’m ordering lunch—you want dumplings?